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Videos: La Creme de la Crap

It’s true, you have to know what’s bad in order to know what’s good. My friends and I have Long been aficionados of the worst that’s cinema has to offer. Before the advent of Mystery Science Theater, we even had a Bad Film Club which would meet on a monthly basis, compare two films of a similar theme, and then vote on such finer points as worst direction, worst special effects, least convincing scientific explanation or theory, and so forth.

Here, then, is a compendium of 50 of my favorites, arranged in a roughly downward spiral, each one being successively worse than the one that preceded it. As you get towards the bottom half of the list, this creates a certain delirious “circling the drain” effect.

Many of these were difficult to find, and there are significant omissions I would’ve preferred to include, but this is what was freely available on YouTube at the time. For example, the WORST film ever made, in my opinion, is PSYCHED BY THE 4-D WITCH, which was released on DVD as a double feature with the current dead-last entry, MONSTER A GO-GO, but it’s nowhere to be found, probably due to “adult subject matter” and extensive nipple shots.

So enjoy – if that’s the word for it – this voyage to the bottom of the barrel.

 

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1966 The Frozen Dead Spooky Movie Dave mp4
Sci-Fi, Horror https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060434/
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Teenagers from Outer Space (1959) old movie
A young alien and a teenage earthling fall in love, and plot to stop the alien's race from using Earth as a food-breeding ground for giant lobsters from their planet. - Follow us on social media : Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/CultCinemaClassics Insta : https://www.instagram.com/cultcinemaclassics
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The Killer Shrews (1959) SCI-FI HORROR
Stars: James Best, Ingrid Goude, Ken Curtis Director: Ray Kellogg On an isolated island, a well-meaning scientist has been working on a serum to reduce world hunger by shrinking humans to half their size. Unfortunately, his experiments have the opposite effect spawning mutant giant shrews, which have escaped, growing larger and more hungry day-by-day!
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Attack Of The Giant Leeches (1959) ROGER CORMAN
Movie Class by PizzaFLIX: Legendary cult filmmaker Roger Corman has directed over 50 films and produced nearly 400 more. In the process he helped launch the careers of Jack Nicholson, Robert De Niro, Charles Bronson, Sylvester Stallone, Francis Ford Coppola, Martin Scorsese, Ron Howard, Robert Towne, Peter Bogdanovich, and James Cameron! Stars: Ken Clark, Yvette Vickers, Jan Shepard Producer: Roger Corman A backwoods game warden and a local doctor discover that giant leeches are responsible for disappearances and deaths in a local swamp, but the local police don't believe them.
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Teenage Zombies
A crazed female scientist uses nerve gas to turn local teenagers into her unquestioning slaves.
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The Man Without a Body 1957
A wealthy business man discovers he has a brain tumor and seeks medical help. The business man finds a scientist experimenting with transplanting monkey heads on different monkey bodies. The business man decides to steal the head of Nostradamus from the prophet's crypt.
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George Zucco: The Flying Serpent (1946)
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The Ape Man (1943) Full Action, Drama, Horror Movie
A crazed scientist accidentally turns himself into a half ape, half human creature, and scrambles to find a cure. Director: William Beaudine Writers: Karl Brown (story "They Creep in the Dark"), Barney A. Sarecky Stars: Bela Lugosi, Louise Currie, Wallace Ford - Follow us on social media : Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/CultCinemaClassics Insta : https://www.instagram.com/cultcinemaclassics
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Captive Wild Woman (1943)
Directed by Edward Dmytryk Starring Acquanetta, John Carradine, Evelyn Ankers and Milburn Stone
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Scared to Death (1947) Thriller movie by Bela Lugosi
A thrilling mystery of a supernatural killer! From a slab in the morgue, a dead young woman tells the bizarre tale of how she got there, through a maze of murder involving a hypnotist, a midget and a mysterious figure in a green mask. Director: Christy Cabanne Writers: Walter Abbott Cast: Bela Lugosi, George Zucco, Molly Lamont Country: USA Language: English Release Date: 1 February 1947 (USA) Also Known As: Mort de peur Budget:$135,000 Subtitles are available in spanish and french - Follow us on social media : Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/CultCinemaClassics Insta : https://www.instagram.com/cultcinemaclassics
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Ed Wood's: Glen or Glenda (1953) (Full Movie)
Ed Wood's semi biographical piece where he came out public as a transvestite. While some of his later movies were meant to be shown in 1.85:1 aspect ration, there is no evidence that this was the case with Glen or Glenda, so we have kept the original 4:3 aspect.
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Missile to the Moon 1958 FULL MOVIE HD
A spaceship blasts off from Earth with five aboard, but one of them is secretly a Moon man returning home. He dies by accident during the trip to Luna. What the remaining four find waiting for them when they arrive on the Moon is well beyond their expectations: huge rock creatures, giant lunar spiders, and a cave-dwelling civilization made up of beautiful women.
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The Brain Eaters (1958)
The inhabitants of a small Illinois town begin disappearing after a strange cone is found sticking out of the ground nearby. Director: Bruno VeSota Writer: Gordon Urquhart Stars: Ed Nelson, Alan Jay Factor, Cornelius Keefe - Follow us on social media : Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/CultCinemaClassics Insta : https://www.instagram.com/cultcinemaclassics
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Mark of the Astro-Zombies | Full Horror Film
Get the TED V. MIKELS COLLECTION on DVD! - https://amzn.to/2Zd01Fg #KingsOfHorror presents: Mark of the Astro-Zombies Evil Aliens from a distant asteroid invade the Earth to create half- human robots with synthetic blood and body parts Astro-Zombies! The soulless androids terrorize and indiscriminately slaughter Earth's humans in a non-stop killing rampage. Key members of the U.S. presidential staff are kidnapped to electronically extract knowledge that will assist the space creatures in their diabolical quest. When a squad of advanced extra-terrestrial beings arrives to assist Earth's helpless population, they begin an all-out battle to destroy the evil alien forces. Want more Monster horrors? Try this playlist: https://goo.gl/rtSvah Want more Survival horrors? Try this playlist: https://goo.gl/wXDrPF Want more Zombie horrors? Try this playlist: https://goo.gl/x5dMwM Get some KOH brand swag! http://shop.spreadshirt.com/kingsofhorror Follow us on: https://www.facebook.com/kingsofhorror https://www.instagram.com/kingsofhorror/ https://twitter.com/KingsofHorror And check out our blog too! http://kingsofhorror.com/ If you are viewing on a mobile device, click on the white bell on our channel home page to turn on notifications about exciting new horror movies we are uploading! NOTICE: All of the films uploaded to Kings of Horror are legally licensed, and we have the exclusive YouTube rights for specific territories. Any copyright inquiries should be sent to hello@kingsofhorror.com
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Frankenstein Meets the Space Monster
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Invasion of the Saucer Men (1957)
A teenage couple accidentally awakens an alien after hitting it with their car. - Follow us on social media : Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/CultCinemaClassics Insta : https://www.instagram.com/cultcinemaclassics
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The Wild Women of Wongo
The film starts with narration from Mother Nature discussing an experiment with Father Time that went wrong. On the (fictional) island of Wongo she created a tribe where the men are brutish and ugly and the women are beautiful. She then creates a tribe on a nearby island where the women are repulsive and the men are strong and handsome. For years the two tribes lived unaware of each others existence, until ape men from across the ocean attack the village of handsome men.
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Mesa of Lost Women (1953) HORROR
Stars: Jackie Coogan, Tandra Quinn, Richard Travis Directors: Ron Ormond, Herbert Tevos At his remote laboratory in Zarpa Mesa in Mexico, a mad scientist seeks to create a master race of superwomen by injecting his subjects with spider venom! A FIVE ANCHOVY PIZZAFLIX!
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Attack of the Beast Creatures (1985)
Attack of the Beast Creatures (1985) FULL MOVIE HORROR
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The White Gorilla (1945) JUNGLE ADVENTURE
Stars: Ray Corrigan, Lorraine Miller, Harry Belmour Director: Harry L. Fraser A white gorilla is snubbed by black gorillas because he is the wrong color. Cut off from his tribe he becomes lonely and angry. After troubling hunters and natives, the white gorilla fights the king of the black gorillas and the fate of Africa hangs in the balance!
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Ship Of Monsters
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Dracula vs. Frankenstein (1970) [Science Fiction] [Horror]
The movie "Dracula vs. Frankenstein" (not to be confused with the infamous Al Adamson film of the same name) is also known as "Assignment Terror" and "The Monsters of Terror". Bringing two dead scientists (Michael Rennie and Karin Dor) back to life, Aliens use their knowledge to re-animate various earth monsters, including the werewolf Waldemar Daninsky, Frankenstein's monster (both played by Jacinto Molina), the mummy Tao-Tet, and the vampire Count de Meirhoff. Their plan is to use them to take over the world. They want to discover the reason that these monsters are so frightening to Earthlings. They then plan to create an army of such monsters using their findings. --- Directed by Hugo Fregonese, Eberhard Meichsner and Tulio Demicheli, produced by Jaime Prades, written by Jacinto Molina, starring Paul Naschy, Michael Rennie and Karin Dor. --- Source: "Los Monstruos del Terror" Wikipedia, The Free Encyclopedia. Wikimedia Foundation, Inc.. 1 April 2013. Web. 22 July 2013. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Los_Monstruos_del_Terror. If you like this movie and our channel, please subscribe: https://goo.gl/atJwQv
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Mars Needs Women (1967) - TV Movie
Dop leads his fellow Martians to Earth on an interplanetary quest for females. Dop proves that Martians have impeccable taste when one of his first conquests turns out to be sexy scientist Dr. Marjorie Bolen. - Follow us on social media : Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/CultCinemaClassics Insta : https://www.instagram.com/cultcinemaclassics
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Curse of the Swamp Creature (1966) LARRY BUCHANAN
Movie Class by PizzaFLIX: Self-declared “Schlockmeister” Larry Buchanan (1923-2004) made roughly 30 movies over four decades, horrifying critics but delighting fans. With titles like ATTACK OF THE EYES CREATURES (1965) and CURSE OF THE SWAMP CREATURE, his Z-Movies also gratified financial backers as his "guerrilla" style of film making usually turned a profit. Stars: John Agar, Francine York, Jeff Alexander Director: Larry Buchanan In an isolated laboratory deep in the swamp lands of Texas, a mad doctor conducts experiments on the locals to discover the secret of evolution.
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Frankenstein Island
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They Saved Hitler's Brain 1968
Dei nazisti intendono preservare il cervello di Hitler in attesa del giusto momento per far risorgere lui e il Terzo Reich.
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The Yesterday Machine (1963) SCI-FI WORLD WAR II
Stars: Tim Holt, James Britton, Jack Herman Writer/Director: Russ Marker A Nazi scientist invents a time machine enabling him to go back to alter the events of WWII.
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The Creeping Terror 1964
funny sci-fi/horror movie from 1964, directed by Vic Savage http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057970/
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Monster A Go Go! (1965) - B&W / 69 mins
Monster A Go-Go! is a 1965 science fiction horror film directed by Bill Rebane and Herschell Gordon Lewis (who remained uncredited in association with this film). It stars Philip Morton, June Travis, George Perry and Lois Brooks. A space capsule crash-lands, and the astronaut aboard disappears. Is there a connection between the missing man and a giant monster roaming the area? You can visit our facebook page for further movie mayhem; https://www.facebook.com/VultureGraffix
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